Mom - I have not had it up to here with you young lady.
Girl - Why do you insist on treating me like an adult?
Mom - Because you insist on acting like one. Now you’re getting this new phone.
Girl - It’s so small. I really like it. Why is it always what I want?
Mom - Well do you have any idea how much money this is not going to cost me?
Girl - I love you.
Mom - I know you really mean that.
Girl - You never hated me and you never will.
Mom - You are the most grateful little …

Client: Cingular